Least Necessary Comment in Kotaku History:

Years ago I remember reading a blog almost entirely comprised of stories about a bizarre woman the blogger worked with. Oddly compelling stuff.

This article came 5 min too late....

You don't gain weight in the gym, you gain weight in the kitchen. No matter what your workout routine is you will not put on weight unless you are eating enough.

"Ads can be dismissed forever with a $1.5 payment, but really, there's no reason to do that ..."

Get a Moto X is the answer

How to get out of debt, by dan4321: Don't go into debt.

Well that explains why some guy in a white lab coat was watching me pee.

This should be a game mode.

My favorite one:

Android KitKat: Coming to Verizon in 2017

And people should know better than to trust that. I mean really.

Imagine that, it works exactly the same as current remote play. Why anyone thought it would give lagless remote play from somewhere entirely different is beyond me.

lol losers microsoft lol

I don't understand the hype over this.

Remember when they said that about Mass Effect?

It makes you wonder just how big those exclusivity checks are. I mean they have to make up for potentially millions of lost sales.

Eh, less sales for them then.

It's $2. I think you'll be okay.

So you've actually gone and done some investigative and informative journalism where the original article didn't. Well, that's refreshing.