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Jk Rowling rocks. She has been vocal in the criticism of you know who.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

I’m totally down with Franken, Markley, and Yates as names for the hat.

Can we have Al Franken as her running mate?

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

NO!

Becoming Ugly

In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

She definitely gets a lot of credit for that day.

I later asked her why she did that, and she explained his father, her ex-husband, had been a serial cheater. She knew her ex was a cheater, but she'd stayed for years, and it only led to misery. She said she didn't want me and her granddaughter to endure that. We

I'm neither the cheater nor the cheatee, but I am involved in one such story and it is a really special kind of awful.

oh Jesus.

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

We had just bought a house, had a baby, and gotten engaged. We weren't following the traditional sequence, but we were okay with that. Our daughter was almost six months old, and I was working 10 hours a day as a waitress while he looked for work after getting out of the Army.

One week, his mother came to visit,

Wow. He's the worst, but your former mother-in-law can go fuck herself with a cactus too.

One Thanksgiving, about a decade ago, my grandmother was really sick and I decided to spend all day with her at the nursing home. I cooked her a special meal; all of her favorites. My then-husband (who also happened to be an abusive ass) decided to spend the day at his family's house for their annual get together.

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)