I’ve never been a hater or a fan of Brady, but honestly wondering what kind of morons don’t have white makes me like the guy.

“My friend and partner Alex Guerrero has been my body coach for 11 years and he has taught me so much.”

I have no dog in this race, but to me this is the exact reason he wouldn’t have wanted to turn over his personal phone with texts.

“Amen” (sorry)

Is Tom an Atheist!? If so, awesome.

Q. Yo, Tawmmy, how many Bahston teams won championships in the last ten years?

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

I love them all beat up and nasty

No the best moment is when he says “Please don’t make my supersuit green and animated”

Same reason they did not announce Bletchley Park in the house of commons

Nah. His Royal Obamaness would never set foot in a flyover state like that unless it was to give some kind of condescending speech or raise a bunch of money. His library and golf course will be built somewhere more appropriate to his sense of self regard, like Hawaii or Martha’s Vineyard or Narnia.

Women are more afraid in general, which is why women fear assault more than men, even though men are far more likely to experience it. And women fear internet harassment more, even though again, men are far more likely to experience it.

The blue US Navy “camouflage” uniform just looks ridiculous. What they trying to do? Blend in with the water if they fall overboard?

Did the Swedes freak out and assume that the government is trying to take over and instill marshal law, or is their general public far less stupid than our own?

The front end make me think of the Land Cruiser FJ55:

Bonus GIF

There is one place besides Cape Canaveral that a space shuttle was launched from…

Secretariat was Wilt Chamberlain’s body with Michael Jordan’s drive. He was bigger, stronger and faster than other horses, and seemed to take offense when another horse would run near him.

“Terrible form. 3/10”

If my 9-3 loaner sedan (2011) was anything to go by, the front end on the car is way, way to soft to be a good handling car. Engine had great mid-range, but so do a lot of turbo-4 cars now. Transmission was pure GM misery, but if I was owning one, it wouldn’t be an auto, so I can remove that. The rest of the car is a…