WTF? You just can't leave shit alone can you? The previous layout was the most functional of all the redesigns during the past 3 years.

With looks like that, they should have called it

"You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!"

The Stig was in your heart all along.

If you're looking for a career change, you could do a heck of a lot worse. Just ask Maverick up there.

Acura grills, Acura mills, check out the oil my Acura spills.

I'm holding out for a prostars video game.

That "someone" is me and my friends. Glad you guys like it :)

It's a generous assumption that these inconsiderate assholes have registered as organ donors.

I don't know if God hates cars, but somebody hates these cans!

Gif? Heck, it's my new ringtone!

Hungry?

?

Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed.

Hmmm. Maybe the video would isn't so good- not soft enough around the edges, but I have a nice, soft pink sheet I could hang and I could wrap you in some foam or something billowy?

Like anyone could even know that.

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

POW-POW-Powernap!

NP, indestructible.