who endangered the innocent bystanders? the cops who have rules of engagement? or the dumb asses who stole a car and drove like they could give a shit?  Maybe start holding people accountable for their actions. Cops aren’t perfect but the people who own that car are probably glad they caught the little bastards that…

To be fair, I did the Jalopnik thing and simply stole someone else’s work.

Every low paying, customer facing employer is complaining about not having enough people right now.

Yo, Ken, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say that Colin McRae is the most famous Subaru driver of all time.

Hopefully a driver runs across the track after a wreck and throws some shit at another driver so you can celebrate some good old fashioned rubbing and racing.

This is probably the single worst take you’ve ever had, and considering how often you put out abysmally bad racing takes, that means a hell of a lot.

Here is Bradley Brownell’s next blog:

Of all your bad takes, and you issue a good number of them, this is definitely one of the worst.

Surely the ratio is higher on Jalopnik than other car sites though?

Like an automotive equivalent of the Upper-Class Twit of the Year?

Looks great!  I can’t wait to see Vettel and the AMR21 in action!

Agreed, if anyone knows that Grosjean is a danger to himself, it’s Gene Haas. I think this is based on the number of cars Grosjean has wrecked by his own fault and this last one was too close of a call.  

Literally, he’s incredibly accident prone, I think he’s on par with Maldonado.

I actually had to check the byline since I figured it would be Erik writing stupid shit like that.

Yes I do! And given that I live in Arizona, I can hoon all year round. I have yet to take my current hooptie on the track, but my last one was a lot of fun:

Never take anything on track that you can’t afford to walk away from. If you can’t afford to walk away from your daily, then yeah, don’t track it.

I am privileged enough to be able to afford an Uber on Monday if I smash my car on Sunday.

It’s not just YOU driving.  It’s other people on the track, too, you know.  If you can’t risk it, perhaps you shouldn’t track it.

They should just take trains instead.

I was with you up until this number. 1%? Here in the midwest, 100+ miles can be a daily commute to work.

All 30,000 plus of us that live or lived in the Indian Wells Valley are driving 150+ mile round trips every other weekend to go shopping at anything nicer than Stater Brothers or Walmart, sir. Fortunately my wife and I relocated to civilization, and now that 100 mile trip is indeed an outlier.