This one’s a synopsis of a Variety article!

The moment she shows Harper a photo of her kids on her phone (while claiming to be looking to show off “her trainer”) felt particularly calculated in its ditziness, almost as if she knew what she was doing, telling Harper in no uncertain terms why she stayed with Cameron

Fuck off

They’re there. Just hard to see. 

Catfishing isn’t when you’re offered a job on a well known TV talk show and take it 

It’s complete gibberish. But it smells TERFy

This is incomprehensible.

“much beloved” is doing a lot of heavy lifting

“Fred Armisen has a few all-time classic Saturday Night Live sketches, including the much beloved ‘Californians’ sketch.”

Okay, that was pretty good. There’s life in AVClub writing yet.

“...Ethan Hawke swooped onto our gloved arm to set the story straight.”

Exactly. Maybe it should be:

If you’re calling it a spoiler, maybe don’t put it in the headline...

And this is worthy of coverage because.... ?

Oh gee. That’s too bad. Maybe she should ask to speak to the manager?

It’s a revival...

Everyone is sick of reading about Olivia Wilde. Everyone’s mother and everyone’s brother-in-law is sick of reading about Olivia Wilde. Ever since —and even before—it seems like not a day has gone by where we’ve been granted one moment’s peace from reading about Olivia Wilde.

av club blaming olivia wilde on their endless coverage of olivia wilde. i guess that tracks. 

You know you don’t actually have to write about her, right? You’re tired of reading about her but yet you keep propagating the very thing you’re complaining about seeing too much of. Weird how that works.

“it seems like not a day has gone by where we’ve been granted one moment’s peace from reading about Olivia Wilde—especially on Twitter.”