Wow, and here I was thinking there couldn't be a less scary movie monster than the evil lamp in Amityville 4.

Ok, good article, but where is Amphetamine Reptile?

Now we have the internet.

Remember, you have to shoot it in the head.

That being said, MTA spokesperson Adam Lisberg says that, while Murphy’s plan is “a very cool idea,” putting it into action would mean temporarily taking each of the city’s 3,289 subway turnstiles out of use, something he says the organization isn’t interested in doing just “for an art project.”

Er, more like "becoming poor."

I'm not sure, is Brad Dourif playing him?

Wait, how is Before Midnight an "adapted" screenplay? I thought Linklater and the two actors co-wrote it, is it like based on a book or something?

Now that the XBox constantly monitors your emotions and keeps track of who is coming and going from your apartment, it's perfect for the Chinese market!

"Wet dream" is a very apt way to describe it, and is also why I always hated this show, it's the worst kind of self-indulgent escapism that never actually has to engage with how the real world of how American politics actually works. All the worse that it happened right at the same time that in the real world, G. W.…

It doesn't seem to be illegal for the Vice President to work for two branches of government at the same time in his or her role as President of the Senate, so I'm not sure where that logic comes from.

Epilgogue to the Planet of the Apes: the Ape-pendix

Then he turned 21. Then he turned 21. Then he turned 21. Then he turned 21. Then he turned 21. I think he's 22 by now.

Stoner Witch and Houdini are both pretty classic representations of their golden age. They toured just playing those two albums a few years back.

"Do you guys think you could turn this five-minute song into a three-minute song?"

A what?

Here's a tip, Singer: if you hold your fingers that close to your face, you can't actually see them to make a frame.

"A bitter war veteran who some saw shit" - c'mon Dowd, quit beating around the bush and tell us who saw him shit. (Seriously, though, nice review.)

That's twice now you've commented about how handsome he is. Don't you have to get ready for your book tour?

Ok, I've got to put in a plug for Angel Dust, a little-seen film by Electric Dragon 80.000 V director Sogo Ishii. Its weird plot, centered around a former psychologist who is pulled into a murder investigation, is a direct antecedent to Cure, and it's all around a creepy, mind-bending little movie that fans of…