"Hey, sorry we had a hard time keeping your information secure, here's our recommendation on a company you can submit all your data to to make secure!"

First Martian SCP!
http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Yea, their camps are terrible

What happens to North Koreans caught with this kind of contraband?

In my opinion it's people that think the government as infallible that are the problem. Every atrocity that ever occurred took place in the "modern times" for whichever time period, we are no more immune to them today then we were a century ago.

Four sucky-suckies

Coon and Friends, because Cthulu

But where do I put my miniatures?!

10/10 Would bang

Dear Rockstar, I stopped playing because you fucked over progression to push Shark Cards. I will no longer be buying your products while these practices continue.

Never considered the air-tight aspect of it, thanks!

Looks like an ordinary zipper. I may not see the clasps themselves but it's still obvious it's there. Oh well, I'm not the target market anyway

Kill me

I could put a plastic bag over my current clock and get the same effect

That's most likely correct ,I pulled my number out of memory

Can't beat the simplicity though!

Firecrackers:

JESUS CHRIST

I'm curious

Remember when you used to be called crazy for thinking that the government was spying on you?