Their entire marketing campaign is based on ambiguous Googling!

You do know that you're doing the same exact thing they are, right? Your OP was nothing but flame bait. Also using blanket statements like "Has details like that ever stopped them from using things to proudly beat their chests?" doesn't really help either.

Isn't the armor in Skyrim also super clean?

You have to be proactive in pursuing internet "I told you so"s. Seek out all the people that ragged on you and link them to this article!

"The visual effect makes the background look perfectly seamless." Well.. C'mon...

It's a feature! What other knife set lets you randomize your choices?

Becker allegedly had the fireplaces installed after the mansion had cleared its inspection, writing, "I want this to be installed after the final inspection so we don't have any final delays by the inspector." And only a year.

"This is a game where you identify all of humanities weaknesses!"

This last Steam sale I purchased The Witcher 2 and Dragon Age Origins. Turns out my computer can't run them, so they will sit in my Steam account until I have a computer capable of handling them. I didn't get mad or upset, I just started playing a different game because I didn't spend much on them. Some people would…

This one time I saw someone give a homeless man a dollar and I almost broke down in tears at the terrible deal he was getting!

Clearly these people are finding joy in the suffering of others

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tl;dr, but it's cool that you play Warmachine and Hordes!

Someone needs to learn the saying "Necessity is the mother of all invention".

It's funny because the other reviews all say it still clicks.

I want to be in show business now, too :(

It's clear you would have been a terrible illiterate servant :P

I thought that was a Dragon Dildo when I saw the thumbnail

Definitely was not what I was expecting! 0.0

Just a friendly reminder, you're more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist.