The mercy the federal government shows on these fraudulent assholes is really fucking disappointing.

You use the stupid, confusing corporate name “Pilot Flying J” four times and quote it once. You use the better sounding name “Flying Pilot J” two times. Also, the first block quotation has the (sic) typo “subordinantes,” lending a certain revolutionary flair to the whole piece.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

You either didn’t read the article, or you did, but your brain doesn’t work.

I got a timeout for telling a neo-Nazi to “choke on your own dishonor”. Rude, yes, but not violent. It’s inherently passive. But the algorithm decided that was a problem.

Sir, I may not agree with the precise aesthetic in which you couched your expression of the same opinions I broadly hold, but I will defend to the death your right to be paid mid-six figures to say it without ever facing the approbation of college students

It’s like waking up after a night of drunk-typing on the internet where you say things you don’t really mean (I’m familiar with it), except a million times worse. Sam Nunberg basically drunk-drived through all major media on a rampage, and it was astonishing and awesome, and I really wouldn’t want the hangover he’s…

Hoo boy, he is going to have the WORST hangover tomorrow.

That would be great, but they’ll probably choose instead to focus on decriminalizing rape and sexual assault.

“Here’s the real solution - don’t tax companies. Seriously, I know it sounds crazy, but we shouldn’t tax corporations. Most of the rest of the world doesn’t.”

Here’s the real solution - don’t tax companies. Seriously, I know it sounds crazy, but we shouldn’t tax corporations. Most of the rest of the world doesn’t.

People, you were warned that “Trump” was going to be a resume stain, but did you listen? Noooo.

Does she really think that, if the mobs of MAGAbros were to come through her town and start dragging Mexicans from their houses, that the Trumpkins would give a goddamn that they’re Peruvians instead of Mexicans?

Life is so much more enjoyable if you allow yourself to have some fun, I promise.

“I like to call this one, ‘James Fucking Harden “Play of the Year” My Ass’.”

Some of us choose not to do stuff like that in order to show some damn respect.

My wife’s response on seeing the clip: “It’s cool, you guys just keep sucking at basketball, I’ll just play around you.”

Hey, that’s my shocked face too! I’m young enough to be his daughter, but yep, that is my shocked face.

Obligatory.