thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

Yeah, its not something that I go for every week, let me be clear. But once in awhile, I hear the siren’s call to the golden arches. Then I bury the drive thru bag at the bottom of the trash so my husband won’t know.

When I am out in the world and desperately require a very fast meal, a cheeseburger happy meal is my go-to. The cheeseburger is easy to eat in the car one-handed, you get a tiny little treat of fries - absolutely enough - and the apple slices and milk make me feel like I’m not a complete monster.

Born too late; if you had been alive for the 1984 Olympics you would have experienced a lifetime supply of free Big Macs in a two-week span. Thanks again to the Kremlin for the assist.

I enjoy a double cheeseburger from there once a year-and when I was pregnant, I couldn’t get enough of those Mcnuggets. And yes, I eat it alone because I feel deep shame.

Yeah, I could eat that in one sitting. I’d feel terrible, but I could, or at least I could for the equivalent of good tasting food. He absolutely plows through that.

i am 31 and just had my first big mac at age 29. i’m pissed i lived 29 years without tasting that gloriousness.

I, for one, would like to know where all these people spending money on “women” are, and how I can get them to spend money on me.

Would it surprise anyone to hear that Rose is dealing with depression? This strikes me as a plausible explanation.

I’m with you on this. People need to put themselves in anothers shoes once and a while. Guy went from the youngest MVP ever, an unstoppable force in the league who would only get better as his shot became more consistent, to a broken down shell of himself due to his body not cooperating with him. Imagine having your

Watching people go through chronic pain makes me read your opening paragraph and say “Fuck you”.

I get that he has million of dollars to ease his suffering, but when pain limits you from what you want to do, it sucks, even when you are wealthy.

OH man, I’m so sorry all of that happened to you. I had a pretty abusive boyfriend in the past (long, long ago now), and I remember my interest in my childhood passions were amped up at that time. Anything that was not about male/female relationships/pairings was suddenly extremely interesting. I watched the Arthur

I am never surprised. When people were positively FREAKING OUT about the Access Hollywood Billy Bush Trump tape last year, I just thought, “just another day....” I mean, of course I thought it was serious. But it has always been this bad and always been EXACTLY this serious. It was not newly serious. This was not new

How easy to say, when it’s Billy Bush’s career at stake and not yours.

When the whole #metoo thing started up, I thought why is that even a hashtag? EVERY WOMAN is in the #metoo. And a lot of men, too. And now I watched this video with my husband in the room I am pretty sure he is going to start nagging me to carry my pepper spray all of the time now. Which, I should be but . . . I guess

I am a rape victim. A victim of a violent stranger rape to be specific. In some ways, being a victim of sexual assault does infantilize you. You feel like a helpless woman-child for years after. You stop growing because you stop exploring the world. You stay home and watch TV and music videos. For 15 years now I am

Aw you guys and your dads! My absentee dad never said anything and then when he got general anesthesia when I was in my 30s he asked if I’d ever been molested. Great talk Dad, good to know shit crosses your mind from time to time.

I read these comments before watching the video, so I knew what my reaction would probably be, and then I watched it. My husband heard the video playing and said “Isn’t this trivializing this?” and I just started to cry.

It is a lot like the Handmaid’s Tale short – good catch. Both have little to offer women viewers other than validation (no, really, it’s not just that you’re over-analyzing men’s reactions because you see everything through Feminist Goggles!), but I really appreciate them as wake-up calls to men.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

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