thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

Heheh no, the books were not aimed at you, methinks. ^^ Unless you were REALLY interested in learning about how women coped with regularly checking that the string on their IUD was still safely outside the cervix. (Heimel even manages to make that hilarious, too: “...if someone catches you unaware when you happen to

Hee! That fucking thread is giving me the giggles so much....

For when he runs for president.

MAXIMUM GOLF IS MORE GOLF THAN I CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE! Christ what a dumb title for a magazine. I hate it.

Great-now I’m scared to watch “America’s Got Talent”.

Trump talks about sex like a high-school sophomore who has never had any but is trying to convince the other guys on the JV basketball team he has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school but they’ve totally done it. “There’s nothing like...um...really great...boobs. And pussy. Just...first rate pussy, guys.

Oh, I heard it very recently. I was told that I (that unthinkable thing, an over 50 woman) was still able to attract men because all women need are “a pussy and a pulse.” This was intended as reassurance.

I find it hilarious that they called a magazine “MAXIMUM Golf”. Was “XTREME Golf” already taken? Jeezus. It’s fucking golf. It reminds me of some kind of contest that my brother & I would have to try to outdo each other when we were little kids. “Well MY magazine’s going to be called ‘Super-Duper Incredibly Fantastic

My Dad once told me, “If God made anything better than pussy he’s keeping it for himself.” I laughed and didn’t find it offensive (though I did find it a little shocking). I use euphemisms like “get some” or “get some lovin’”, when intended to convey humor.

Yep. I went there too. :/

Yeah, honestly, I’ve barely gotten all my use out of “huge tracts of land”!

The title of this article is vomit-inducing enough thanks

“Have you seen the new talent?” It’s as old as time.

Not a guy, but have my guy friends, colleagues, and brothers in the Greek system: Yes, they do. A lot. But mainly to insult other guys or in the case of gay men, to talk about how “ew” it is.

I’ve seen “she’s very talented” used as a euphemism for “she’s hot,” but using “talent” as a euphemism for the female genitalia is a new one on me.

Not a guy but have 4 brothers and grew up around with their numerous friends. In my experience, guys use pussy as a synonym for wimp, baby, etc 99% of the time. I rarely heard it for sex reasons. Tbh, they’d use other slang like cooch, beaver, etc.

It’s an old one, or at least I used to date a man whose guy friends used that term for women. I really wish I had a time machine and could talk to my younger self.

I don’t know but I’m knee deep in talent right now

Question for the guys, sincere, when talking with other men do you use the word pussy a lot?

Apparently, in the time of Jean-Jacques Rousseau, there were terrible rumours about that he had fathered children out of wedlock, and abandoned them and their mothers to their dismal fates. And yet, no evidence of these children or their mothers has ever been found — in a time in which meticulous records were kept. A