Listen, Darnold is a stud. He’ll be great. But as a Browns fan, it’s so nice to see them win. I’d rather see it against the Stellers, but whatever. They finally fucking won. And the Jets have their franchise. Not their Sanchize but their actual franchise. It’s all good, trust me.

Oh my God. A win.

27 may have been an underestimate.

OK here’s my call for tonight: Browns put in all kinds of exotic blitz packages to confuse the kid, and largely succeed. Jets put 9 men in the box and dare Taylor to beat them with his arm, and largely succeed. Final score: 6-3. You and I are the only viewers remaining at the end.

Tremonti is clearly more mature than me because my response to “he’s been erased” would have been “who?”

Conservatives treat each report of sexual assault as though it’s the first one in human history. There’s no actions that can lend credibility to a victim’s claim, no literature on how victims respond to it, no prior examples of perpetrators who conducted themselves in an exemplary fashion outside of their sexual…

How does she keep getting news outlets to participate in this charade? Is she giving out expert hand jobs or what?

Also:

I just stopped by to point out that Ben Roethlisberger is an anagram for Bribe Shelter Negro.

From what I’ve seen he’s good in the pocket - senses pressure, moves around but dosesn’t bail out, etc. If the O-Line can even be adequate he should be able to work with that.

I must sheepishly admit that coming out of the college regular season I thought Josh Allen was the guy, but after seeing a few breakdowns of his play I was horrified. By draft day I was #anyonebutallen. Rosen might have the most complete skill set of the group but I think he’ll have an injury-shortened career. Those…

Yeah I mean, given the circumstances - THAT team, with THAT pick - taking Barkley was just mind bending. Up until they called his name I thought they were trying to play mind games with Browns management (a solid strategy!) to psych Cleveland into taking him, so the NYG would then have their pick of Eli’s successor.

Oh man they went into the 4th quarter up by 9 and I was just like, I have a bad feeling about this.

It looks like Darnold’s gonna be a stud once he gets the Rookies out of his system. I’ll be interested to see how he does against the (my) Browns on Thursday, they’ve actually got a pretty good defense.

I got no hate for them. Mahomes is hella fun to watch, I hope he stays healthy.

This is true, but keep in mind that most GMs are stupid.

Let’s say the market really IS that low - how does Rosen, a 3 and a pretty good CB sound right now in exchange for Eli?

The Bills and Raiders probably had more deliberately self-destructive offseasons but the Giants may have kicked away the easiest rebuild. They must think that Andrew Luck and Aaron Rodgers prove that it’s simple enough to follow up one great QB with another one (and this is being extremely generous and saying that Eli…

Torrential rain all day tomorrow in NE Ohio, I expect the ground game will be especially important.

I’ve never really liked the “there was less competition then” argument for a couple reasons: 1. Fewer teams means more concentrated talent; that’s why every time a league expands people complain about dilution. 2. Typically the people who make the argument use it to support the case of someone they were old enough to…