How about: get paid, don’t have to be awake, and immediately enter the witness protection program after?

It’s not terrible or depraved, just....unusual.

“It’s ‘like planking, only your dick is inside of a Mormon,’ Urban Dictionary explains.” OH MY GOD

Hopefully we get the definitive answer soon!

https://web.archive.org/web/20091205183451/http://brendancalling.com/2007/09/13/if-someone-you-love-died-in-iraq-dont-exepct-sympathy-from-john-boehners-office/

If he ever gives a press conference again, “who was House Leader before Paul Ryan?” would be an interesting question to ask.

I think it’s important for the culture to send that message as emphatically as possible since not all kids are getting it sent to them at home.

What a sad life that individual leads.

Jesus dude, your point was that fancy team color names was some kind of bad new trend and I pointed out that in the Cavs’ case it was going to back to what the goddamn colors were called when they came into the league. Can you not keep track of your own threads or do you just move goalposts out of force of habit?

It was called wine and gold in the 70s.

This is a tribute to the little-known variant known as erotic chess, wherein the capture of pieces obliges the opponent to perform an escalating series of erotic touches based on the point value of the piece, ranging from “inner thigh rub” (pawn capture) to “oral to completion” (checkmate).

I think some Taylor exhaustion may be setting in.

Let Em Talk is fucking amazing.

I’ll cop to liking Feel It Still. And like you said, Kendrick plus Tyler the Creator, some stuff that flew under the radar like Allison Crutchfield, Chloe x Halle and Hazel English made the year tolerable. As for most of the rest...2017 in music was pretty much like 2017 overall.

Oh yeah, detail like that is the hallmark of great writing.

that tweet from sara belongs in the Smithsonian.

:)

I linked to this upthread, but check out the version of it here: http://popanoel.fr/?view=saison&num=2

Stream Laura Cahen’s version here, maybe it will turn you around. http://popanoel.fr/?view=saison&num=2

Looks like this one hasn’t been taken down yet (as of this comment):