thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

Blake honey you really don’t want to invite a discussion on attractiveness. (Also, a confession: I really dislike Collins’ politics but I think she’s a fine-looking woman.)

Smart yet dumb is exactly right. It’s 100% true that men think with their dicks - I think we all have an “own that thing” lizard brain impulse when we see someone we find attractive, but most of us (I think? I hope?) are able to restrain that and not act on it. But the ones like Franken who don’t end up being ruled by

If Democrats really do demonstrate zero tolerance I believe the contrast between the parties will become very apparent, which I expect will help in the midterms. We’ll do the purge for them.

Yeah, the longer this goes on the more he makes it all about him.

Which is why everyone defending him when the first one came out looks like such dumbasses now. Great job catching that anchor, dummies.

She’s a slippery little critter, isn’t she?

“Senator, about your newfound zero tolerance policy....”

Yes to all of that.

and these motherfuckers are saying *we’re* the purity trolls

There are higher principles involved than treating women as fully human, you sweet summer child. /s

Thank you. Yes.

NARRATOR: He was.

Lots of Democratic Party purity trolls are going to great lengths to avoid recognizing this.

it’s misguided to believe that this will have any real impact on anyone who isn’t already on our side.

Your pragmatic defense of a sexual predator is inspiring. Award yourself ten Democratic Purity points.

All of this. All of it.

Doing the right thing will sometimes put you at a practical disadvantage. Sometimes that’s the price for having values. If you don’t like it then be fucking honest about it and argue for a state of nature, might makes right baby.

Jesus, thank you.