They would be better off just selling bacon.

a real jalop would buy an entire stable’s worth of crap-mobiles

Then the Mustang was doing exactly what it was programmed to do.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

If the new Jimny could be acquired though one of the US Islands, that would be a very big deal (for David Tracy and maybe 6 other people).

I don’t understand why people pointing out real faults and limitations are continually being categorized as “cheering for the company to fail.”

Yup. They can put a blower on an econo-hatch, but putting one on a purpose built sports car is out of the question.

So Toyota now offers a Yaris with more power than the 86?  Nothing makes any sense any more.

Mr regular is the worst car reviewer. 

Sadly, the Germans killed what a luxury car should ride like and you hardly have the option any more for smooth.

In Soviet Russia, car imports you.

Then you are done, you don’t have to worry about that whole pesky “vehicle” thing ever, EVER again...

Toyota LandCruiser 70-series

In the words of James May: “Good news!”

My first thought was Toyota Prado or Nissan Navarra. But why not go with the newest Japanese off-roader?

Something French.

My Vanagon Westfalia is getting reeeeallly tired. I’ll have one of these on a boat ASAFP.

Obviously, but that would be the wintuffet bamboozler. I’m just talking windshield shape.

Nah, Dr Seuss would have also had a 9 foot long trumpet sticking out of the windshield to bamboozle wintuffets.