I became a feminist when I was 5

So, because Hillary Clinton pretty much IS Bernie Sanders, politically, and she is most decidely NOT Donald Trump.

Racism and sexism are real. So are anti-Semitism, anti-Catholicism, misandry, heightism, ageism, ableism, and any other number of bullshit prejudices.

You clearly have issues.

Next?

As a CNA

You’re an imbecile.

You should seek professional help.

class and wealth distribution is another problem we all have here on this planet.

with gun violence in venues meant for entertainment or celebration at an all-time high

You’re an idiot.

is it just me, or does the protesting crowd sound suspiciously white and male?

The comedian started her short speech talking about why Bernie Sanders won her support—for his promotion of universal healthcare and accessible higher education, and repealing Citizens’ United among other things—and then moved on to why she would be voting for Hillary Clinton.

Generally speaking, there’s no greater group of bigots than “progressives.”

The Democratic nominee is a well-established piece of shit, so...

Have you taken a blow to the head?

You are not well. Seek help. Possibly hospitalization. Consider electric shock.

I’ve seen enough of your comments to know that you’re not succeeding at either of those.

Then... stop reading them?

I love when Jezabel covers comic book news. :)