I do much the same thing as you do. I cook a couple big meals over the weekend and eat the leftovers through the week. I cook for just myself too and that seems to be the best strategy so far.

Dear Gasp:

Would it really be a dream job if you have to work with people like Chris?

Thanks for posting that clip. I just got all teary from it.

I would love to see a gay gal's version too. I'm questioning my orientation right now and part of the doubt I'm struggling with is "am I just asking this question because I've never been in a successful hetero relationship?" I feel like I'm just stuck in orientation limbo because I'm single.

Personally, I always think of couple privilege as that thing that people do where it's apparent they're with each other and you're not invited to their party of two. My roommate does that all the time. For some people, it feels like that's their way of life.

I'm 26 and single. Take your time, there's no rush. I haven't encountered much pressure to not be single either. Most of my coworkers freely admit they envy my freedom and having more disposable income than them. It has it's pros and cons - figure out what makes you happy and don't force yourself into anything…

"we didn't meet someone we didn't want to not be single for."

Mine was a Graphire 2. I got in highschool and it survived college. Between all the beverages that got spilt on it and the random crap that fell on it from the bookshelf I'm impressed it lasted as long as it did. Those things are tough.

I've yet to figure out if my earrings are technically blue or purple. The work bathroom lighting confuses me.

If I'm not feeling well, I don't wear makeup. When I have a fit I already have to worry about removing my glasses and jewelry so I don't hurt myself - I don't want to have to worry about retouching my makeup after. I just want to be able to go to the bathroom, wash my face, and return to work. And if it's a…

That seems like a BIG point to take note of. It completely revised my opinion of the study... if makeup is the only thing to distinguish one person from another in terms of grooming than it'd probably make a big difference. I wonder if they'd get the same results if they left clothing and hair in.

Excellent. I live to shatter hopes and dreams.

No, those two devices operate in very different ways. Ever cracked open one of the pens for the tablets? They've got magnets with wire coiled around them on either end. (at least, that's what they look like)

I have a hard trouble being sympathetic on the anesthesiologist's BMI rule here. I highly doubt that rule was in place because the anesthesiologist felt like being a dick. If someone doesn't feel qualified to perform a medical procedure... do you REALLY want to force them to?

Seems like overkill. Why not just use something like KeePass and put the master password to it in your will?

I'm still trying to figure out which one the dead flamingo is. I've narrowed it down to five and I'm about to cross one of those off as closer to 'dog vomit after eating a hibiscus bush' than 'dead flamingo'.

I need to try this out. I hate pencil eyeliner and I have a very steady hand. Why has no one told me about liquid eyeliner before now!?

Okay. I decided to enjoy the trainwreck even more by looking at their clothing. This is my first thought upon viewing their collection:

There was a burger place in a town I used to live in that was like that. They were very particular about how you ordered your food and if you didn't order it in the right way, they'd get pissed off and yell at you. The company I interned with at the time took all their new interns there and if they liked the person,…