Polio and measles are coming back strong. Let's bring all antiquated medical horseshit back.

Wait... what? Am I confused, or... did the school-district decide that this woman was bleeding because of anxiety? They decided that they knew why she was bleeding, and that it was because of anxiety attacks, not an IUD? The school-district made a medical diagnosis? Via a letter? I don't get any of this.

I'd have bled out years ago.

I saw this right after an article on ISIS destroying ancient Assyrian statues in a museum in Iraq.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

If my anxiety caused bleeding, I'd need a mop everywhere I go.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

At this point I'm more familiar with JLo's breasts than my own.

I hope it's ok to put in my $0.02.

If you want to mean black, please say black and accept the backlash that will come with the stereotyping.

Somebody else mentioned this but Gabi isn't even the darkest part of this shit—"On Friday I take [the canaries] out.." WHAT THE FUCK OMG

OK, I am an unabashed Kenan fan. I think Kenan is one of the most underrated SNL performers ever. Part of that is that I've been a huge fan of his ever since All That, but still.

You're the devil.

Also can we talk about how terrifying "the people responsible are being dealt with" sounds in this context? Its like Dominos is the fucking Mossad.

Long time fan, first time poster. . .

Credit where credit is due:

WHAT… HOW… WHY??? WHY??? WHY????????

To the guy with Oneitus:

Have just casual relationships/one night stands with women? Nah. I'm a player but not a man-hoe. I like flirting a lot and stuff, but I never go beyond that. It's just not my style.

I'm trying to outsource my online dating to others. Maybe people who are not me can choose better for me than I can?