The article first points out that Nicki, a busy woman, fell asleep four times during the interview, though it was apparently never "actual REM sleep."

Yes, Nicki Minaj draws a lot of attention to her ass, but I also imagine talking about her ass constantly gets boring quick. Some of the lyrics in the song "Anaconda" are funny and I think if you're discussing the song you can also discuss what's being said. "Pussy put his ass to sleep / now he calling me Nyquil"…

Counterpoint: I have been expressly told by my doctor that I should, on no account, breastfeed any children I may have because I have insane allergies and those antibodies should not be shared.

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

Gawd, and I thought I was pissed when a woman who walked by me while I was buying "curbside" strawberries (from a field hand who drove to a snotty/hippy Marin county town to sell them) barked at me, "THEY ARE NOT LOCAL, NOT ORGANIC AND INEDIBLE." Uh, I'll decide what toxic shit to put in my body, but thanks for your…

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

I don't doubt that. I said, in public. Not when your voice is muffled by a hood.

Sorry, that was a poor assumption on my part, that we only invite people we like and trust to behave like adults. Oops.

I like your attitude. We'll try just for you.

Well, it makes sense. As virgins, they'd obviously be a little nervous about the first time.

You're putting on a big party for friends and family. Then, when it's all done, just the two of you, please take a moment and fuck a bit to celebrate and relax before passing out.

With two kids and two cats, Febreeze (homemade or otherwise) is a lifesaver, even if just to temporarily eliminate odors when visitors come over. Wish I could just Febreeze the kids and cats directly, but Obama.

To quote the wise words of Dan Savage - "FUCK FIRST"

So proud of myself and my honey for bucking the trend. We got it on! High fives across the board.

The mother is bad, but that dad is the wooooorst.

The earnest searching for idiocy is what blows my mind about most conspiracy theory enthusiasts. I cannot believe the amount of time and energy they devote to this crap.

Am I the only person who sees this photo and cringes, like, "OMG no you guys you're in reverse you should switch positions so you're standing next to the parent who looks EXACTLY LIKE YOU"

Oh hey, people are trying to discredit a woman who they disagree with using transphobic garbage? Color me *fucking unsurprised*. This isn't solely a wingnut or republican phenomenon either-this same shit gets trotted out for Hillary and Ann Coulter, too. But, what's especially heinous here is the racism involved-black…

There's a huge amount of racism at play here. When they're not being characterized as sluts, black women are characterized as sexless and/or masculine. Not that there's anything wrong with a woman who's more masculine than most (and oh I could spend hours on how we categorize things as masculine or feminine) but this…

Has a skeleton living inside of her