This one:

To be fair, Persephone wasn't originally from hell, and she didn't have much say in her relocation there.

I would say that, too. My OCD might have something to do with that, though.

I can see Gary Cole in the role, too. He could play the part of "sleazy congressman" in his sleep.

"It's wonderful how… Bojack can… stir my… cock."

Ugh!

Whatever it was, I'm sure hazmat suits were required.

I'm picturing a random assortment of electronics and mini-bar items, and I feel terribly, terribly queasy.

He (meaning his ghostwriter) does paint a picture, doesn't he?

That's absolutely terrifying when you consider that many hotels probably still had rotary phones during Motley Crue's heyday.

I read that article and was utterly shocked by the author's complete ignorance of foreshadowing, a fundamental literary device. I may have screamed "Get off my lawn!" at my computer screen.

It's been a while since I've seen the sequels, but I remember thinking that Phantasm II was a lot of dumb fun, Phantasm III was mediocre, and Phantasm IV, which begins with a montage, was abysmal. Seriously, who starts a movie with a montage? That's the only thing I remember about IV, because I think I went into a…

I just checked, and they still have Cancer: The Emperor of All Maladies, too.

I didn't even realize Netflix did this until I read your post.
Thanks a lot, Netflix! I really WAS going to finish watching The National Parks.

I think The Blair Witch Project is one of those movies that works better in the theater, where the viewer is fully immersed in the experience, than it does at home. I thought that it was a very effective, engaging horror film when I first saw it back in 1999, but I watched the DVD a couple of years ago, and it just…