That misery isn't going to keep itself company. They want you to join the party!

My response to this guy

I wasn't quite sure where this article was heading but it really came back around at the end....

It's like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system without any of the success but 57x more ribs.

I am in love :)

I tried to send it via secure drop box but I'll just post it here: KJ actually stands for King Jackass

Have we reached peak dick coverage on Deadspin based on the last 30 days of articles?

So I’m thinking you’re going to pass on seeing this in 3D?

Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy always had the moral high ground.

Jerry Buss is a better GM than Doc Rivers (in his current state)

Some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita

Big Corporation Does Big Crappy Corporate Things, Turns Out it's All About the Dollars: Story at 11.

Tim: you’re partying skills are not great.

Sources also tell me JD and the Straight Shot have reached out to an up and coming harpsichord player from Iowa. He decided to pursue opportunities overseas. As the house band for ISIS.

Kobe’s memes and his jumper, both slightly off

This is an extra medium temperature TAKE

Needs a mashup with Lance Stephenson pooping up

A pool bear is a cool bear

Broke it high fiving America on this most celebratory of days, June 26, 2015.

Well at a minimum his rap career is already light years ahead of Chet Haze...