Miami fans who weren't at a game but want to pretend they were

My commutes aren't quite as long, but I occasionally like to take the opportunity to pick one particular album and listen to it start to finish. I tend to shuffle songs and/or artists, so just picking something and listening through it the way it was constructed is nice.

Louisianans' boudin-encrusted hearts

+10,000 pts

Crowd Goes Wild Near Astros Game

I'll admit, watching this was tense for me. They were this close to having their balls caught in the Zips.

And then someone like me comes in and stinks up the place.

We The People DUAN

Also a butt crack.

Charlie Weis Does Not Skip Leg Day

How else is Papa John's supposed to move two million free pizzas?

this papier-mâché creation looks more like Alfred E. Neuman than Johnny Football.

I'm... better, I suppose. I haven't been around too much (or very happy) because hard drive failure isn't fun and neither is attempted file recovery. I got the vast majority of what I needed, though my Music folder made Linux have kernel panics and made every recovery utility hang for hours, so I just gave up and used…

founded by the Frenchman more responsible for the independence of the United States apart from George Washington.

Of course not. Operation DipScam shut that one down a long time ago.

+.08

I dunno, do you see any FCS schools on the list?

Monroe still ahead of Lafayette? At least the Cajuns scored points.

It wouldn't make sense for the Jets to keep four quarterbacks on the active roster.

Mistaken Contact Placement Causes Eye Damage