It’s dopey but went to Home Depot and bought a space heater that looks like a wood stove and has little faux flames. It is so cheesy, but I love it.

I never like Sia’s songs until I’ve heard them a few dozen times. I dunno why, but that’s how it’s been for me since 2008.

Jesus Fucking Christ, the dude they got a quote from in the story:

Dirty. As. FUCK.

A quick poll: I don’t really do Thanksgiving so I’m currently dining on donuts from Safeway. Sad or awesome?

Bet it would taste good with some head cheese. The special kind, the kind you can’t buy at Whole Foods, spread thinned and served warm.

The possibilities...I wonder if I could cultivate some of this yeast to brew an IPA.

This is why people treat feminism like a joke. Eat and do all the gross things you want, but please separate feminism from that. It does not make you a feminist to make period pancakes, or bleed all over the place to make a point about periods. These are stunts to get attention. There is no dignity to any of this.

“Come at the king, you best not miss.”

Send My Love (To Your New Lover)

“had feelings while driving down the highway like everyone else in this cruel world”

JEZ POLL:
Favorite song from 25?

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

I’m surprised he wasn’t sent off immediately to the showers. You NEVER touch a referee - EVER.

Unbelievable! Intentionally striking a ref should be an instant ejection, followed up by a significant suspension. This is the antithesis of sportsmanship, especially in an “amateur” league.

Honest question for legal Jezzies. Although I, personally, believe that Winston is a vile piece of shit, does he have a case here? I believe the victim, and I KNOW that FSU and local police did a spectacularly terrible job of “investigating,” but he wasn’t charged with a crime. Does this constitute libel or…

That’s not fair. Some of them are going straight for Mein Kampf.

I love this. I love how a country can be united in art to collectively mourn but still celebrate each other.

Meanwhile, GOP candidates are skimming the cliff notes of 1984.