I love how all the Trump supporters in the comments who are ‘appalled’ at Gizmodo expressing something vaguely akin to a political bias (gasp!) can’t recognize that Donald Trump is, at this point, far beyond the traditional left / right divide in Washington discourse.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

My step-grandmother is 92 and in the advanced stages of Alzheimer Disease. She barely remembers her own son (who has been dutifully taking care of her for decades since her husband passed), she regularly forgets who she is, has no idea who I am, and she frequently reverts to speaking German when the English words…

So I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. (Laughter.) I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.

Maybe he has short term memory loss that started the day after the election. He just keeps coming back to his victory because that’s the last thing that is really firmly in his head. Everything after could just be a fever dream to him. (and us if we were lucky.)

So I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. (Laughter.) I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.

“And, you know, it was something that was very important to me.”

I’m not super sure that having a sec of labor who is in favor of immigration reform would actually be helpful anyway. Especially because he probably is in favor of it in conjunction with abolishing the minimum wage and increasing automation. I’m sure his wet dream is having 45% machines and 55% brown people who will…

so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

“I think one of the reasons I won the election is we have a very, very divided nation. Very divided. And, hopefully, I’ll be able to do something about that.”

Ask Bannon.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

And thank god we have Elle, Cosmopolitan, and Teen Vogue to do the hard-hitting commentary. Step it up, MSNBC & CNN.

They helped make the monster. They better fucking help bring it down.

Yeah and it isn’t cute. I mean they sacrificed their souls to get good ratings and now that they smell blood they’re calling people out but that’s for ratings too. Thank god the NYT and wapo are doing investigation journalism.

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.

Well, it kind of reminds me of Idun’s apples in Norse mythology (which the Aesir had to eat regularly in order to stay youthful) but with the opposite effect.

Borrowed from FakeKnews.

Borrowed from DekTrek

Hollywood execs would kick me out of the office if I brought them a script whose premise was “Russian oligarchs in league with ExxonMobil and white supremacists plot to overthrow the United States in a corporate coup d’etat.”