You should reply to yourself with Rodney’s line from Caddyshack:

My takeaway: today’s weed is way too strong for hippies.

(a) Please explain the difference.

Check out the vid of the honey badger getting bit by a cobra, napping for two hours (the film makers were bummed because they thought it was dead), then waking up, finishing the cobra, then trotting off with a nice buzz.

Nah, here the losers are allowed to survive.

The ass crack drinking game is a different bracket.

Honey Badger would take a fat, slow Gila Monster after getting bit by a King Cobra.

You ever see the honey badger vid where it gets bit by a cobra, naps for two hours then wakes up, eats the cobra then trots off like nothing.

Didn’t you read that Pandas are now known to eat meat?

I had a pair of hemp jeans that I bought from a Little Five Points hemp shop in Atlanta 20 years ago that were THE GREATEST EVER. They wore in, not out, and became so ridiculously soft after a few washings.

I had a pair of hemp jeans that I bought from a Little Five Points hemp shop in Atlanta 20 years ago that were THE…

“the more uneducated and white you are, the more you like Donald Trump”

Suckers get sucked dry.

Gary Larsen’s “The Far Side” still rules.

Hatred breeds hate, that’s why we are to first turn the other cheek, then, as we develop, actually love our enemies (but not lay down for them) because only the water of love can quench the fire of hate.

But he was sooo robbed for “Snakes on a Plane”.

And to think I thought Jezebel just hated penises. Or is it penii?

It’s not racist if you have an excuse. /s

FYI, Americans, “La ilaha il Allah” is the first part of the Shahada and means “There is no God but Allah”.

EC is why I learned about the Kings, especially Freddie, Clapton’s favorite (and mine), who he had open for him on one of his American tours.

If only being a lying clickbait fuck could cause something non-lethal but more irritating than that which they inflict on their readers.