Begging Eric to take you back?

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.

This is so much wrong with this post.

Oh honey, in a little bit, that kid’s gonna’ look like Trevor Noah!

He’s way too young to have any idea what he’ll look like down the line. Pigment tends to get darker as babies grow. 

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

This is the face of a man who says, "actually" at least two dozen times a day.

He was transmitting the respect telepathically. The revolutionary vibes will not be televised.

I saw on Twitter that a lot of people are pointing to this guy’s unearned white male confidence, which allowed him to go on stage and interrupt a presidential candidate.

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The false positive rate for Herpes is very large in most test they have. Plus most people have Herpes already and its not that big a deal.

I had a white woman tell me that when she got drunk she wandered around the bar just touching everybody’s hair. She was like “It’s not racist! I pet everybody!” To which I replied “That sounds really annoying,” which hurt her feelings.

Terry Crews is just the best.

Black people get accused of shit all the time. Don’t see the issue with a case of mistaken identity being a White guy ONCE. Either way. Glad they got the shooter.

Did he sign his name too uppity on his check? You know the white people hate that.

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Hey, even blind squirrels sometimes find acorns.

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.