Someone else said it much better than I.

I know exactly one ‘influencer’ and I hounded him remorselessly for info. There’s still a story to be told, according to him, regarding the ‘ballers’ who were holed up in an actual house in the middle of all that mayhem. That’s a movie I would see. I do miss the fyre. Sigh.

It’s probably my favorite news story this year and a great encapsulation of how 2017 has gone so far. I thought they were going to plan another one with better infrastructure for 2018?!!! And I bet idiots would still go!

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Here, a gift for you

She’s not a ghost, she’s a Thetan.

Party like it’s 1989

My friend was really into them up to Hotel. So the day after the episode aired, I’d go and watch the most popular gif sets on tumblr. Pretty much caught me up. I think AHS does some absolutely gorgeous scenes, but the lush aesthetics are sort of book ended by 70% of ‘is this new, or have we seen it before and I…

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

Lol, that’s a classic right up there with “my wife doesn’t understand me.” Why do they all use the same lame, dusty playbook?

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?

“While this account includes inaccuracies and misrepresentations which can be harmful to their family, Joss is not commenting, out of concern for his children and out of respect for his ex-wife.”

I’m gonna be so salty when time travel is finally invented and I can’t go anywhere.

I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

Where I work has the conference room giant windows that look directly into an apartment building. I cannot tell you how many times someone’s been droning on about budgets and I’ve glanced over and seen naked people, drunk people, cats, or people doing all kinds of drugs. It does help with super boring meetings.

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel SUPER FUCKING SQUIRMY watching these people sing while doing their ‘I’m doing the appropriately emotional face now’ faces? I can’t fucking stand it. I might like their music if I never saw them singing it.

I’ve never met a “normal” girl named Brielle. Always an asshole or an airhead.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.