Hm...all I can say is, “OOOOH, UH-OH, OH OH, OH OH!”

“Man has dick pics. Alert the media.”
*Story blows up for some fucking reason.*
“Wait, shit, I was being sarcastic!!”

This looks fucking amazing.

All that and it was still kinda low energy. Hire some actresses GUCCI, geeeeez.

I wanna ask them “Do you love hate-watching Empire, or do you hate that you love watching Empire.”

“We want him to appear to be...like a sort of rock star.”

You know, I am actually surprised that I’m ever so slightly bothered by this, not that it exists, just that...I guess it feels kinda...I feel a lil sad that it’s a drag queen breakin’ down those taboos *for* us? I guess is how it feels. Would I have banned the dress? Fuck no I do think it’s amazing...I just kinda wish…

Indya Moore is doing purse first in that pose. Bob the Drag Queen would be proud!

Clearly it’s because you can’t pin something on someone who wears masks and sunglasses all the damn time, even indoors. I mean were’d he go? You can’t see his eyes. You can’t see his face! HE’S GONE!?

This guy has been on one of my fav web shows (via redlettermedia) and I think is gonna live with them forever and ever.

“The Proud Boys, one of the stranger and more pathetic branches of the alt-right...”

I don’t get people equating lip syncing with “can’t sing.” It’s pretty stupid. 

I mean, if VS actively wants to stay on a sinking ship...more power to them. I feel most of us have moved on in regards to where we turn to, to feel or look sexy.

Oy. Secondhand energy drain even looking at those photos.

Thank you. I get kind of annoyed when people report on stuff but end it with, *shrug* “Welp, no one knows why!” It’s not like there is no f*king reason for this. If only a person who knows a lot about lions could, you know, make a statement.

The very last page of There’s A Nightmare in my Closet. Plus there was a slide show of it we had to watch in DayCare (in the dark).

That sounds straight up primal. Honestly, you sound like a smart kid. Plenty of places in the world where one would have to worry about that at night.

your comment is funny. also i’m wondering if you live in Mnpls cuz I think he’s from there and you can fine Peanuts statues all over. So I’m hoping you’re not there : )

Mkay so Thomas Markle is getting the Trump treatment. Let’s all give him more attention as if making fun of him won’t feed his ego and fuck us over somehow later down the road. 

Fat suits are just so...dated. What is this? Shallow Hal? Nutty Professor? The Tyra Show? Dr. Phil? Dodge ball? Austin Powers?