A lot of times it starts with hanging out. If you think a girl is cool, ask to hang out. If you like hanging out with her, tell her. If you really like hanging out with her ask her on a date. It’s always awkward it’s never not awkward. It’s good to be honest and positive. If you are noivous you are noivous and are…

Ummm, take off that Sonic Youth shirt, girl. Thurston and Kim would hate you if they met you anyway.

If they want to cast the tough tom boy “angel” but also have it be a face most people recognize I get why they’d consider Kristen but...idk. I remember her from Panic Room. She was great...if she can channel that bad ass kid acting then I think it could be great but...chances are, especially if it’s a male director…

lol it was campy fun though! plus sam rockwell is a dreamboat

I am being with real. When you can’t publicly disavow a hate group and have white supremacists in your cabinet, you support the Nazis. So...it’s very real, man. It’s too real. I didn’t say it with nuance, but that doesn’t make it untrue.

Oy, this is really mean. Like I guess I just mad empathize. I mean we’re all trapped in our bodies, it can be hard enuf as it is.

President can side with Nazis but lord help us if someone takes a knee for some archaic song.

Reminds me of all the chubby big-boned white guys who decided it would be a great idea to actually be Eric Cartman in high school.

I say “oy” all the time at ridiculous shit.

The sad thing about the first question is that he might be the perf partner for her farther down the line, if/when she also has less of an interest in sex. Perhaps if they were both <insert much older age here> it would balance out...but...you can’t really stop sex, it’s a force, man. And if you want more and can’t…

Man....I just want to tell Kevin Hart that I literally don’t give a shit about his personal business.

There was a Gremlins themed bar in downtown Fargo called Kitchen Gremlin. Green lights, green cartoon gremlins with the big ears, same drippy-lookin’ font for the sign. They closed but I think it was from slow business...but maybe not idk—I was just waiting to hear about them receiving a cease and desist.

Lol what? I so don’t relate with *having* to invite somebody you don’t want to to a personal event. I haven’t spoken to my sister in years because she’s toxic. And in regards to the fam enabling her, my route would be either invite and hang with us, your fun, rational relatives, or invite and hang with crazy sister…

How are fairies still winning? I’ve seen fairies on women’s makeup already, it’s trite and not new.

Anytime I have ever heard somebody whining about not being able to throw the n-word around, it’s usually always some edge-lord white guy wanting to be able to say whatever he wants with zero consequences. I am all for a post-racial society where words like that have such far away history it doesn’t matter anymore, but…

We’re trying to kill the fake plants industry. Actually it’s probably because we’re stressed out as fuck.

Just tip them. Hardly anybody does. I used to be a housekeeper and would be drippin’ in sweat at the end of each room. They don’t make very much money and it fucks up your back and knees.

All I want to know is if the line “If I ever trade out for some Hollywood” (as she glances at mic) is a double entendre for selling out in that typical Cali celeb way and/or going back to dick.

I wonder if it was like, weird Daddy play. Like omg my gf is so young, pls send me another pic of your dollies. heh.

Oh, I relate to this guy. I used to be Catholic although was never too enthused about it. Always talked shit about the Pope, and at the time it was that creepy pope, Pope Benedict XVI. I couldn’t care less, Servant of Servants my ass, you and your fuckin’ Prada shoes, psh—cut to me at mass where the Pope was actually…