Confused + angry just ages the hell out of you. I need to keep that in mind. It’s cool to be confused, but don’t be confused + angry. That man just seems upset.

I like flip phones. I’m pretty addicted to smartphones right now but I dig the flip. Easier to use, longer lasting, less expensive, zero risk of butt dial.

Where do you even start with that? It’s like trying to explain to somebody that the sky is blue. If they don’t see it how the hell do you explain it? It’s so obvious.

OMG. This is amazing. I mean the show was schlocky and great, and so there is no fear that a reboot will be schlocky and campy cuz that’s part of what makes it awesome. I’m so ready.

People are often low on D3, which vitamin D fortified milk doesn’t have, that’s D2. *Lol didn’t notice this was from 2013 until now. Oh well, it’s good info.

This is trap right? I’m not really keeping up with diff music genres but I fucking hate trap. There’s something so annoying about it. Like when a dude is talking at you not to you, and he can’t even refrain from mumbling, and like dude...is that dancing or did you just lose your keys and are very confused about it? It…

Lol, well done!

One of the best responses when somebody comes to you with major concern trolling whether for religious purposes or otherwise is to say, without pause, and in the same tone you use greeting strangers holding the door, “Don’t worry bout it.”

For context, I’m Black, and at first I was like, why would you sue somebody for saying that? Sure it sucks but if I sued every person who says some one off, ignorant off color thing I’d be losing money in court—just talk to them about it. However, the other stuff, that made my opinion turn right the fuck around.

That video was...ALL THAT. Eh? Get it? Cuz the cameo? Cuz...you know?

*cough*idk maybe ; )

You know what I wanna say. But you know what? Not gonna say it. Gonna wash my dishes. : P

Yeah I’m in that weird camp of hating fur (unless it’s vintage) but loving leather. And I eat meat. Sigh. Not woke you guys. I’m not woke.

I’ve never had a horror story with relaxer. I was the psycho who left it on as long as possible and I never went bald, edges would burn a little sometimes but whatever (I was a fuckin’ trooper you guys—shit’s intense). I’m natural now, have been since June of 2014 and yeah, my opinion is the same as all yours; this is…

First, fuck yeah to your Kate Bush username. Second, my instinctive guess was it was the thing where light insults were tossed back and forth: “Grab em by the pussy!” “Wait, omg what did you just say?” “Oh here we go! Another PC police liberal to save the day!” etc. And both parties wanted the last word so it…

OH THE IRONY.

Really? The name of that town isn’t some kinda joke?

Nick Cannon seems like the type of person you could talk into anything, if you made your pitch perfect enough.

This is one big bag of no.

Calm down people, this is the natural order of things. You rag on them now and then tell the world how amazing they are after they die. :P