Had wells fargo savings account since I was like 5 and they’ve never charged a fee. Ditto the checking and credit accounts I later opened. Is there still any reason for me to leave them?

Cool hyperbole, bro.

I’m gonna one-up you on the ignorant comments, because every time I read the term “pansexual” I think it means they want to fuck a goat.

“Later, she’s shown eating a salad at work, only to desperately pull open a secret drawer full of sweet snacks and then puke in the bathroom.”

I don’t mean to diminish or distract from your own experience, but the above statement is absolutely false. As a guy who’s been told a few too many times that, “You’re a really great guy. You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever met. You deserve to be happy. You can do better, anyway,” I can anecdotally confirm that women are…

The problem is that he’s actually and obviously smarter than them and it threatens them.

Sciencey question: how could a test determine whether elevated levels of testosterone in a woman were naturally produced or the result of drug treatment?

That’s a great point.

He did.

Why does she deserve that recognition? Because she’s dead? Because she’s a woman? Because she’s a tangential celebrity? The irony is that the detectives who actually worked the case are getting absolutely NO credit. What are their names?

Fuck Patton Oswalt. His wife didn’t want “shine” but he can’t shut the fuck up all over social media and television about how crucial she apparently wasn’t in solving this case. Meanwhile, the ones who are ACTUALLY humble and not trying to steal the spotlight are the cops whose names we don’t even know that actually…

They did give her credit for exactly that: raising the profile of the case in recent years.

The crimes, committed in the late 70's and early 80's weren’t even linked until 2000 by DNA evidence, because the police around the state were working on the case the whole fucking time. McNamara didn’t even become interested in the case until 2007 and doesn’t name him as a suspect in her book. They were tailing him…

You didn’t need to clarify the order

The guy was waiting out there with a nice little paper bag of freshly-made zeppoles and you called the police?!?

It’s like that famous book about race, Invisible Man. Kevin Bacon literally gets away with murder.

Baseball players are the bitchiest professional athletes out there. Like that article a week ago about somebody getting all touchy over a bunt to break up a perfect game. Fuck off with your unwritten rules.

Why? These episodes aired like 10 years ago and nothing bad’s happened...oh.

Congratulations on being aware of irony, stupid. You’re welcome.

“I can’t wait to hear the defense from the right over this obviously petty, lazy, disrespectful thot’s behavior.”