You’re pretty dumb. And that was a lame joke in the first place.

Alternate headline:

Is there a time in hockey history where Witkowski could’ve just laid Parise out? The fact that Parise maintained control of the puck whilst crossing the middle right past a charging defenseman makes it seem like hockey’s gotten kind of soft.

Considered. Dismissed.

That was a really interesting and informative read, but the writer sure is an insufferable prick. I don’t give a shit what your background is; comments like “Deontay Wilder can’t fight at all” are petulant, entitled, and dumb as hell. Like, I guarantee he could fight YOU. Don’t ever talk that way about a man who could…

Arrested, not yet formally charged, may not be.

“Despite the arrests, East Baton Rouge District Attorney Hillar Moore III said Tuesday that his office has not yet decided whether Stephens or Manuel will formally face charges...”

WHAT?!?! Why isn’t this generating more outrage in the commen....oh...never mind.

I can’t star this comment enough. Nothing like watching two groups of like-minded do-gooders arguing over who does good better.

“They do NOT like their narratives to be fucked with.”

That’s a thoughtful analysis. What do you think about the women who date him?

Do you get points for being an empowered female when you can’t drive a car 40 mph without crashing and you’re still crying about it 20 years later?

Don’t be so cisnormative. I mean, nice try, but that doesn’t count for shit around here when your “thoughtful and sensitive commenter” schtick isn’t pitch perfect.

“...recovering addict/Ex wife says vague bad things went down...”

It’s a retconning of personal and collective history. It’s laughable until you realize how much it says about hive-minds and our ability to lie to ourselves.

“...this film—his ninth,somehow...”

She sounds just as crazy / stupid as Pence when he said the same thing.

You’re a hero. Go get your medal.

The distinction is not as significant or morally justifiable as you seem to want to convince us. (WHY you want to convince us it’s not so bad is a question for you to seriously examine within yourself.)

Nobody NEEDS to see it.