"Another day, another pair of grown men fighting over women's bodies."

Largest concentration of Arabs/Muslims/Sikhs, incredible Arabic food, Mercedes Benz R Classes, Mercedes Benz in general, and potholes outside of the Middle East.

Thank you (for saying it first). At the gun pull part, it was completely obvious.

Ooh, I keep wanting RageGuy in #3 to back up into traffic, but it just won't happen.

Also, Canadian fashion!

I theorize the answer to "why" is simply they just don't give more than a couple of fucks on how goofy they look. I'm in my 40's and I care a lot less about my clothes than when I was younger. I suspect my interest in fashion will only continue to decline.

I find that I can't quite finish until the porp sound.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Isn't the fact that we have to resort to Ulysses to prove that this sentence isn't the longest sentence ever sort of indicative of the fact that it's probably longer than it needs to be?

Still holding out hope for men's bikini volleyball.

We don't "want" true equality, we deserve it like everyone else. We don't have to be invisible or not celebrate our gains just so you're comfortable with the idea.

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

This is how super villains are created.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Actually, eating alone is one of the few pleasures that I genuinely enjoy and seek out sometimes. I just feels liberating to eat whatever the fuck you want, however the fuck you want and how long you want.

Need

"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."

See what I mean?!?