I theorize the answer to "why" is simply they just don't give more than a couple of fucks on how goofy they look. I'm in my 40's and I care a lot less about my clothes than when I was younger. I suspect my interest in fashion will only continue to decline.

I find that I can't quite finish until the porp sound.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

I've worked as an adoption coordinator at a no-kill animal shelter for about 5 years now. We track the length of stay for each animal that comes into the shelter. Last year we looked at our length of stay for the past 10 years with black dogs vs. our yearly average for non black animals. Black dogs spent on average…

Isn't the fact that we have to resort to Ulysses to prove that this sentence isn't the longest sentence ever sort of indicative of the fact that it's probably longer than it needs to be?

Ironic since the show started with what was a young girl being basically sold to a man then raped, which IMO was a far more graphic rape scene than this.

Apparently rape is worse than murder now. Worse than the murder of a pregnant woman, stabbed multiple times in her belly at a wedding.

It was never a fair fight between fundamentalist Christianity and D&D. One was a dangerous system full of dark mysticism and threats to warp a young mind beyond repair, and the other was a tabletop RPG.

Oh Robby T Gonzo!, you should probably not cuddle with a pangolin. I've spent a few nights with a pangolin transporting it back to Quirimbas National Park after it was confiscated from live animal traffickers, and while they are cute, they are certainly not cuddly.

First, they have incredible strong front legs with…

Still holding out hope for men's bikini volleyball.

We don't "want" true equality, we deserve it like everyone else. We don't have to be invisible or not celebrate our gains just so you're comfortable with the idea.

In Toronto, our adorable squirrels tend to adorably burrow into soffits and fascias to adorably nest inside roofs and attics, adorably gnawing at the wiring and shitting with abandon as as they go. It's magical, really. Thanks, Olmstead!

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

If EA and Blizzard can't launch and online game with no problems, then why does anyone think that the U.S. Government could. Give the guys a break it's not like they they expected it to overload. Everybody always thinks they're prepared and they're not. Lets move on...and stop crying

This is how super villains are created.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Actually, eating alone is one of the few pleasures that I genuinely enjoy and seek out sometimes. I just feels liberating to eat whatever the fuck you want, however the fuck you want and how long you want.

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I love stuff like this. Single sentence stories are the jam.