That's one gay bear.

How 'bout I just don't watch any of it till it gets to youtube.

Jesus I had no idea what a shitty condition Russia is in. This and their gay bashing fetish, fuck this county. Perestroika my dick, ruskie.

And face it. There is a trick to driving in snow or ice and if you grow up with it, it never leaves you. I can tell a northerner from a southerner just by watching how they get out of being stuck in snow.

I accept your explanation, no prob. Of course people not used to something are going to react in ways that seem bizzarre and yes, funny, to those of us who live in snow 6 months outta the year.

The South, while not being wholly horrible to outsiders, is a pretty funny place anyway. At least if you don't have to live…

For now, I'll pretend I know what that means.

And I am joking about your writing, it's very good.

Sports Writer's Ego Sent to Intensive Care. Doctors Convene and Determine That Having Last Word May Save Patient.

Obscure Joke Failure Makes Sportswriter Cry In Public. Readers Ask: "Yeah but isn't that normal for a sportswriter?"

Thanks for the apology, Kanye. Stay classy.

Writer Makes Curiously Obscure Joke on Curiously Obscure Website. Goes Back To Sports Writing.

Oh god. He explains in Buzzfeed-ise.

Ok, so far still don't get it. Perhaps you can find a writer to explain.

Yeah. Canada so class-less, aren't they?

Their racist reality show stars, their love of gun violence, their goverment by petulant tantrum, their invasion of counties and the human lives wasted by such invasions, their snarking up and hording all available natural resources. Yeah, no one comes close to Canada is…

Please tell me you're an American who looks down on other countries for not being 'classy'.

Probably fox or red squirrels.

No, because cow milk isn't good for them. If I saw a squirrel come in "here" I would try to catch it and release it. Killing it for no reason would be plain stupid.

"Make eye contact and be polite—no matter how insulting the cops are. ..."

This is where I would be arrested if I did anything that gave cause to arrest me. I cannot fake it, I'd be my worst enemy here. "Have another doughnut, Barney" is gonna get me jailed.

Also, too... it's spelled "stooped".

There was no screaming whatsoever, as disappointing as that must be to you.

If you have to explain a joke, you probably aren't doing it right. Just a tip.

End of conversation.