She’s way, way better than a lot of other video game commentators out there of any gender. Actually one of the few I’ve heard who sounds like she deserves to be getting paid to do it.

She has a nice voice. Reminds me of the women newscasters in my area back in the early/late 90s.

Planet Hollywood is the worst. 

Blake Bortles to start for the Jags in 2019 . . .

Don’t forget that when he finally CAN enter the market, he has no control over who in that market he goes to work for.  It makes absolutely zero sense that football is allowed to operate like this.

If he sits for 2 years, would he still be picked number 1? Discuss. 

That’s some fun with numbers. Andre Rison was consistently very good over his first few seasons...four pro bowls in his first five years and his only All-Pro selection. Then he fell off some to simply good at age 27 and got one more 1000 yard season and one more pro bowl before he was out of the game.

Johnny was picked by the Browns though...and it was based on advice from a homeless man that Jimmy Haslam took a liking to.

JUST LIKE THEY RUINED DAN LeFEVOUR!!!

Rex Grossman has one more NFC championship than Antonio Brown.

To be fair, had the Bears drafted Antonio Brown, they would’ve ruined his career.

Greg should devote his energies to try to get Randy Moss out of the hall of fame. I mean, he was such a bad teammate he was traded three more times than Antonio Brown.

It is fascinating that NFL twitter seems to think Antonio Brown is such a serious problem and by proxy, siding with... -checks notes- the much better person, Ben Roethlisberger.

Please note that Gabriel was fired by the Bears as their director of scouting the week after the 2010 draft. Where they drafted Dan LeFevour just a few picks before Brown was taken.

Ben Roethlisberger (allegedly) raped at least two women and is a huge douchenozzle who regularly throws his coaches and fellow players under the bus, and also (once again) he probably definitely sexually assaulted at least two people, but sure, let’s keep talking about Antonio Brown is the bad guy.

You’re both doing the Lord’s Work.

I just spent an embarrassingly long amount of time tweeting his own mock drafts at him.

“Tom Brady can’t catch passes, especially in big games. That’s why he went in the sixth round. Teams know what they are doing...”

Well, after about fifteen minutes I was able to add “Bears scouting director” to the list of people who have blocked me on twitter

These kinds of takes just make me so tired... Like soul-crushingly tired...