Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.

With all the deals on portable USB chargers that pop up on this site, I don’t think anyone really cares if a phone has a removable battery or not anymore.

With all the deals on portable USB chargers that pop up on this site, I don’t think anyone really cares if a phone…

How will I play my 8-tracks?

How will I play my 8-tracks?

There is also no hardware keyboard, what a joke of a phone!!!

There is also no hardware keyboard, what a joke of a phone!!!

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

False.

Google Hiroshima for that picture.

You confused me. For a second I thought the Yankees took on Ryan Howard’s contract.

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

This guy sounds like a winner.
Anna, what would you think of adding an “emphasis his” to the big block quote? Is it standard to assume that the emphasis is the original author if you don’t add “emphasis mine”? That’s just...so much bolding.

Watching it the fifth time (because yes), I noticed that a bunch of people right behind him aren’t reacting to his speech. Paid plants? Forced to be there by their employers? I’m so curious now...

You hit the nail on the head with the “lifestyle childhood” bullshit that goes on. I really had to swim against the tide in order not to get caught up in it when my kids were little. Obviously when the kids are tiny and constantly trying to kill themselves, it’s hard to relax and have free time because you do have to…

Stevie Wonder! Loved your show last week, man!

2015: Cubs v. Mets. First ever World Series Tie.

Starry Night. Zamami Island, Okinawa, Japan. By Rudy Promé.

I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.

Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted…