Kansas City laugh’s at Chicago’s use of gates.

I felt like a salmon swimming upstream today trying to get to work. Fucking suburban kids pouring in and clogging the sidewalks. Where’s a truancy officer when you need one?

But wait, it’s not too late to learn. (My big regret was being 6'2 in high school and never being able to dunk). I think these types of skills (spinning, whistling) are still doable. Dunking for me? Not so much.

Are you sure the H isn’t silent?

It looked like her rear wheel was losing traction, and as the wheel regained traction past the painted line, it began to high-side her. She had applied the brakes hard, but the force of the wobble caused her to clamp down and lock the front. High-side+pitch-over = very bad day.

1,500 light years

Kids need to play in dirt. Big surprise... When was this forgotten?

I’d rather have Asthma than live in one of those communities.

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.

With all the deals on portable USB chargers that pop up on this site, I don’t think anyone really cares if a phone has a removable battery or not anymore.

With all the deals on portable USB chargers that pop up on this site, I don’t think anyone really cares if a phone…

How will I play my 8-tracks?

How will I play my 8-tracks?

There is also no hardware keyboard, what a joke of a phone!!!

There is also no hardware keyboard, what a joke of a phone!!!

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

I bought this awhile ago and it is one of my favorite things.

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

False.

It doesn’t even accurately describe the problem they fixed. It’s a terrible analogy.

In this rare aerial footage, the coolest aircraft ever created looks even cooler.

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.