It's a sham, wow. I know the perfect spokesperson.

Jim, I do not think you are respecting the integrity of the #brand's visual identity guidelines.

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

It's my understanding — and I could be completely misinformed — that this Russian women's hoops league is operated, more or less, as a real-life fantasy league for a small group of Russian billionaires. They pay the best players in the world to compete and basically win bragging rights for the team owners. Taurasi's…

Russell Carter? What team does he play for?

Worse call in the history of sports. Period.

I can remember back in ~95 when a palaeontologist was talking at my school and she pointed out all the inaccuracies in how the dinosaurs in Jurassic park are presented on screen.

CONGRATS TO NBCSPORTS.COM. IT ONLY TOOK THEM 30 MINUTES FOR THEIR STREAMING TO NOT SHIT THE BED!!!!!!!

A couple of seconds later, he had the Philip Rivers, "I'm about to cry" face.

Can we have him in a reboot of Crocodile Dundee, too? (He's already got the leather vest)

In fairness, Pereira is about 12 Tito's deep right now.

Oy, with the poodles already.

Because if you do it while wearing the wrong jersey, it's a double minor:

Darius Kasparaitis nods in approval

0. "Thank you all for joining me here today."

+1

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."