Jesus Christmas crackers that's terrifying. It's like Batman and the Colossal Titan had a baby and fed it nothing but Happy Meals and the blood of children.

Eyebrows are totally important to the myth.

I loved that scene. It's exactly how lame guy would try to be a cool guy.

...I should know... *sigh*

Did someone say Spiderman 3?

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

Genius!

I went to the Oxford v. Cambridge rowing match on the Thames. I should have watched it on TV. And by 'it', I mean anything other than that boat race.

my eyes hurt.. so much....

What the hell are you talking about? All of that you just said sounds like BS. The refresh rate of a monitor does not in anyway affect the framerate of a game.

I used to be on the grouchy ol' "selfies are stupid" bandwagon, and then I realized that I was basically just whining about people sharing a part of themselves and enjoying how they look. I realized that I was just being a prick. More power to the selfie-takers out there.

I like selfies. I don't have the confidence to really take any pictures of myself, but I like that other people do.

Whether you take 1 a week, or 100 a day, I'm all for it.

It's good to see real people, of all shapes, sizes, styles, and colours. It's good to see people confident in the way they look, or willing to show…

She's English, not Australian.

Or when you pretty much never have possession..... he deserves so much better

Reminder that you only get to make as many awesome saves as Howard has made when your defense sucks.

Howard looks solid in goal.*

Stop being poor?

White people, amirite?

Casillas looked bad and they missed De Gea but, I don't think they would have advanced regardless of who was in goal. They just looked old.