@SirTruthington: //denotes sarcasm

//wait a sec ... Philly doesn't have any timeouts left?

@Desi_Relaford: as effective as the "Win One for Lamar" campaign

@TVs_Frank: @DonChandlerMissed:

[redacted] Sooo ... the good games were yesterday? [/redacted]

@MCGreybeard: Don't worry, you'll be able to see Gomer all year round

@thatblackgirl: indeed

@Gobias-Industries: I paraphrase "Fuck you, Gomer. Fuck you, Archie! Fuck you, Tony Dungy aka the World's Greatest Dad. Fuck you, Middle America! The next time I’m flying over your double wide on my way to place that has bookstores and sushi, I’ll flush twice in honor of the JETS JETS JETS!"

@SavetoFavorites: indeed

"Gomer, do you like me now that I got the overtime rule changed for you (swallow)" - Costas

@Phintastic: scrappy is code for articulate

@UweBollocks: The NFL is actually better with the sound off - like Alex Flanagan.

@Maloik: ouch

@Crayons_Taste_Like_Purple: I thought Cupcake Wars was the Colts/Jets game

Nothing says NFL playoffs like Mike Mayock

Weeb looks good.

@MoriaQuirk: I'm pretty sure your star is waiting to be picked up over at Jalopnik

Hey, the Knicks won

Footjobs in the Snow (excerpt)