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Peteski
thisisnthappiness

I would have shit hot knives to go to school filled with NOTHING but Karen Owens

Comparing eating a pork chop to dog fighting is like comparing watching the game over Jimmy's house to watching the game over Jimmy's house.

"I'll have that chicken wrap to go"

Why isn't he on Baseball Tonight?

Remember when trying to break into journalism meant starting in the music biz?

Excellent, what sport is it? Where's the stadium? You're not my wife!

... trashy.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

and YOU want to be my latex salesman?

@cjvernon.nyc: maybe Jalopnik needs a new NASCAR reporter

Archie who?

What happened to all those boxes of Peyton Manning mugged 'Wheaties Fuel' that disappeared the week after the last SuperBowl? We can feed nations.