"No talking toys"

Scott Van Pelt knows golf.

Oh No! Oh NO! OH NO! OH NO! Oh No! Oh no! Oh no, oh no, oh no.

"No Green Tea for you!"

Improv Everywhere?

John Daly as "the Wizard"

Which ones Beany and which one is Cecil?

I have a cousin. Her father's name is Vinny. She has two brother's, Vinny and Bobby. (Bobby has a son named Vinny, and this Vinny has a kid named Bobby.)

Jennie Finch Controls The Universe

"I am dead set against free agency. It can ruin baseball."

@FlakJack: Phil Rizzuto is down with this.

I was just joking when I said, "Scott Van Pelt"

@Dandy Koufax: +1

Four More Years! (Can I get eight?)

her buddy's like, "I thought we HATED guys, remember?"

"Stalingrad is next!"

@AraRichards: Sorry but Lance is 5'4" and weighs 110 lbs. -

I'm not watching but I do have Scott Van Pelt on the speaker phone. He's hilarious AND he knows golf.

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