It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

I think there’s tons of tangible evidence that a QB being really tall is 1.) not necessary and 2.) actually a detriment. It’s all based in old football dogma that somehow was codified into “fact” by nature of every wannabe scout spouting off how QBs need to see over their linemen and be able to absorb punishment in…

I personally love how their reasoning is “because the QB can’t see over the line” as if QBs are seven feet tall. 10 seconds on google says the *average* linemen is 6'5", aka “taller than all but a few QBs all time.” 90% of all QBs can’t see over the line.

Yea. The all time leader in pass completions, completion percentage, and passing yards is only 6’. 

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Does Doc Brown shit in a delorean?

“There’s not even any racial dogwhistles! This is amateur hour.”

He has a point.  You never see great NFL players hanging out together at the Pro Bowl.

Reminds me of the year before the Celtics got KG and Ray Allen when he would write long pieces about how the entire NBA was now boring and unwatchable (and how we all know this) and tried to become a college basketball expert.

Sry about the GIF

Bill Simmons definitely used a bunch of burner accounts to comment on the Jezebel article about whether squirting is pee.

Apparently Strom stopped swinging that way in 1997:

Bucks added Mirotic for zero rotation players one day after they dropped 50 in a quarter and 148 in the game. Nobody is stopping this offense.

That’s pretty damn arrogant considering your ancestors colonized mine. Nothing I like more than Castilians insisting their Spanish is the RIGHT Spanish. Don’t tell me what to do with the language your people forced on mine. Latinx was born out of a desire to have an umbrella pan-ethnic term that encompassed the entire…

Narrator = Morgan Freeman.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Because this is a decent take... I’m going to allow the hashtag.... the take makes up for it.  But you’re on thin ice, mister.

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

The stadium has been around for nearly 20 years, so it’s not like it’s new, I’d say we call it Old Milwaukee Park.

Shouldn’t it be Milwaukee’s Best Park?