I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

Our quarterback actually said these words:

Later on, in a stunning reversal, the NCAA vacated this jury’s decision.

A Farewell To Shitty Arms

Yeah, bro. What kind of fucked up assumption is that?

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Thoughts and prayers heading Magary’s way

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

This. It was always this.

Noblet!

We’re going to come out of these four (HA!) years with a word for evil and incompetent. Incompetevil? Incompetentevil? Can we just smush the words together, German style? Would probably be appropriate.

Some of us can multitask.