Us Brewers fans don’t have much but this will warm us through the winter.

This is from the same opinion section that today voiced the opinion that the new requirements on restaraunts to list calories takes all the fun out of eating out. Great paper.

Why do The Simpsons producers seem to think that the criticism “In 2018 it’s messed up to have a white guy voice a stereotypical not-white voice on a show with zero non-white voice talent” is the same as “The Lady Gaga episode sucked”?

The combined salaries of Zeller, Snell, Dellavedova, and Muhammad say more about the failures of capitalism than Marx, Lenin, and Mao ever did. God I hate my team.

You don’t go to Bel Air for the service. You do it for hipster tacos and the bartenders will give you free beer bc they hate their jobs.

This was a Cubs game which is very different than any other Miller Park games. The crowds is dominated by the trashiest Cubs fans who’ve been priced out of Wriggly and the sort of Wisconsinites who say FIB a lot. Other than these games Miller is a great place to drink for 14 straight hours. 

“Mr Simpson, your characture of my people has caused me and a lot people harm and hurt over the years.”

The correct answer was the opening 3 tracks to The Clash’s Give Em’ Enough Rope; Safe European Home/English Civil War/Tommy Gun

And no one in LA ever tore down historical architecture in order to sell $12 beer again

I live by this 4 story mural of Almos and Escelante. It’s not in the neighborhood where the movie takes place. 

“The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing gold fish tenders!” - Trumps grandfather probably

Wow, I can’t think of a single reason a Vikings fan wouldn’t get there hopes up sky high for this.

Set her up with Mr. Immortal

Good. Now the rich can enjoy another thing without looking at *shutters* the poor.

I got a Community notification for this?

This. It was always this.

He’d just prefer a hockey team...

I’m from Milwaukee and I assure you we are also very jealous and in a state of existential dread. Just in a general sort of way though.

MICHAEL REDD BLEW HIS ACL AND IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE EVERYTHING ALWAYS FINE YOU SHUT UP.