seriously, if someone likes you for you, they'll travel across the country to see you. I and others have done it(i didn't do that part, obvs), even before the era of jet engine passenger planes. don't settle!

…because he's ignorant and insecure, MLA. it's the answer to a lot of conundra about men.

blame mtv and film/television, and society in general for the women=sex equation.

Argh, Other Guy, i shouldn't offer you protective gear (although a good can of mace goes a long way, obvs you can't bring it to class), I should get you a hug. From someone you trust, of course… You could've replied with something like "with your and his attitude, there's NO WAY your situation is permanent - unless…

both?

Congratulations to you!

1 - Oh my fucking god, put the energy that you used to write to an often-times deluded, high, perspective-free libertine and just talk to your fucking wife and life-partner, you dumb dumb dumb bastard! "I felt disappointed?" Ah what a shame, next time don't get high as f when you want to party. Is this guy 17?

Next time, please do Brendan Gleason one better and use constant eye protection as well as riot gear.

Does Dan literally think that Herpes is the same as HPV? Or does Dan have Herpes, and he's such a shit that he wants to maximize his dating pool?

My condolences! I've known a couple of people that do that, and without the attendant drug or mental problems to indicate that they're just too screwed up to treat people well right now. Some people are just sh—ty.

Yes, please just try to destress and find a nice groove for yourself.

I'm sorry but that last sentence is exactly what we used to call "dating"

That is deeply depressing. That's like the high school bully who has successfully managed to drive the families of the children he steals from into poverty.

Well, it was Cheater's Day in New York City, and I was worried that the woman who considers me her side piece would take me to Red Lobster out of some warped sense of topicality.

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing, the fact that it's not that rare a mistake, or that innocent beer lovers end up overpaying for it.

He's very funny, but supposedly the rumors of his ego are true (with he himself saying, "Yes, I got an ego. I called an album 'Willennium,' you dig?" And that's never cool.

He deserves credit, he works on a lot of products, on a modern day John Cassavettes level. And, yes, this is a talented cast, so he can pull quality professionals. Nor will I deny that he himself is a very capable actor, under the right circumstances. He does seem to occupy a very odd sphere of Independent Film,…

Alright, it just sounds like they're upping their game. I grew up in a terrible neighborhood, where noticing escalation is important.

Well, yes, but I thought he meant "do I simply not tell what is supposed to be my close friend about this at all?"

Yeah, we pretty much get the "from my point of view, the Jedi are evil," line on a daily basis at this point…