nice! your grandma sounds awesome

Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeeeeee-ro

Please go watch To Be or Not To Be!, the 1980s film. Lesser Mel Brooks, but it was made well before his cinematic decline. His lovely wife Ann Bancroft, the wonderful Charles Durning, and many more will garner laughs from you…

See a lot of ya'll motherf—kers just think of the woman in that picture as some pretty singer, known for her calipigian qualities. I truly do respect that woman, a worldwide success from an early age, a pop star with a fine voice who made big hits in the 80s, 90s, and 00s, a savvy and equally (possibly more?)…

As if Cooter, Leigh-Anne, Buzz, Butch, BJ, Billy Bob, Bobbie Jo, Bubba, Cleavon, and Cletus - and that's just the first three letters of the alphabet - sound so awesome and dignified that one should be making fun of foreign names. It's like talking about all those poor minorities on welfare when minorities aren't the…

I believe a quality, predominantly television-based actress named Chyler Leigh would like a word with you outside, Ricky!

This from a group of people that generally reviles Harry Potter for promoting a belief in magic

I cannot deny him the pleasure I myself would love to know!

That sounds infinitely more plausible than the President -Elect skipping security briefings and meeting a popular hip-hop/rap artist before taking office.

That woman is Kevin Smith's real life sister!

He won't be permitted to do it because the Secret Service can't protect the President effectively in a rap battle. Our law enforcement officials will just have to put their foot down.

Kellyanne Kanyeway

All I want is peace! Peace!/
Aaaaa little piece of Poland/
A little spot of Greece/
A little slice of Turkey

Brands or bands?

*Head down, sad Peanuts Christmastime walk home*

nicely appointed!

Yeah, I know he originally saw Zorro with his parents, but… I'm thinking Dracula. Especially with the whole bat thing.

Again, Donnie with that hilariously long, poorly-done tie.

But you forgot the CancerAIDS!

It's the timeless story of a man dresses up like Dracula beating up a clown and a variety of other criminals, both strange (and often animal-themed ) and common.