Maybe he was good on that, but I saw his standup a few times and it was unfunny would be one way to say it, and another would be just sort of unimpressive and very middle of the road. Like his humor is what you might try in front of a crowd of pleasant but unexceptional 60 year olds who don't want to hear anything…

Or as it was known in Shakespeare's time MURTHERWORLD

It's like someone said "can we make the Pete Rose haircut look sloppier? Like the barber was actively coming off of something or experiencing withdrawal as he worked? As if we were scared of what his shears were creating?"

This entire thing sounds like a season of Penny Dreadful, which is just pointless without Miss Green to augur us in.

"See, I take whatever David Duchovny's process is, and then I strip about half of what he does out of it…"

"I thought you loved me!"
"I loved my new name! I didn't realize your last name was just another lie!"
"Dammit, you realize you can just pay a fee and file some paperwork to get your name changed legally, right?"
"…"
"Right?"

But your last name is "Aswhipe," so that only makes sense.

Colbert when he did the Ted Hitler bit. Jon Stewart couldn't keep a straight face and look at Colbert, so he actually faced away from Steven during the bit. Partway through, Steven actually called him out on looking away.

He looks like a wrathful Buddha.

See, I should've read down one comment and written that for this one.

Forget about how often he fails - just the sheer expense of it. He's into this extravagant bullshit, and if he isn't charging you for it - if this is just a flat-fee thing - then he's using a lot of his own money to do what mindless thugs with AK-47s have accomplished for over 60 years, and at much less cost.

Nice call!

He looks like someone genetically crossed Jeff Bridges with Sean Hannity and then told him he couldn't go to any hair stylists that were (a) female or (b) gay or (c) below the age of 30.

Even less than that!

That's a beautiful dress! And Hayden has great hair… that is all

Westerberg High?

Others, like Francis Ford Coppola and De Palma, have been struggling mightily with that for a while. Carpenter, too.

gesundheit

So Pauly Shore, Steve Harvey, Carlos Mencia, Andy Dick, 3/4ths of David Spade's body will appear…

I sincerely hope this doesn't follow the VH1 style of getting talking heads to just opine about the subject matter, followed by brief clips from movies or tv shows. The last time I had cable and was scanning channels, they weren't even getting recognizable people! It was some random staffer at variety talking about…