damnit I really need to start watching that show

Aw, it's like a masculine version of taking out his ponytail, changing him out of those suspenders, and making him wear contacts!

She's anti-Trump in the same way that a gay dude supporting Pat Robertson might get gay-bashed after one of Pat's rallies and suddenly realize "what the f—k am I doing with my life?" Except it's more likely that she's still looking out for herself and hasn't learned anything about the meaning of life, the law, or even…

Just straight up gargling white wines from Australia's Marlborough region

Jackyll and Hied

Since Roger Ailes is no longer there, we won't be getting that "new role for broads" instead of "broad new role" joke. Thank god.

I'm sending mine to the makers of Hardt to Hart. He's German, her family loves male red deer, and together their sex game is A-number-one

The maniacal laughter when he bit into a bell pepper is a constant source of joy to me. Same for the "big burly guy" voice that they used to give to the tall photographer who was often a guest judge.

Well, I would like to think that people seeing the young boxer assault the 70 year old would say something! I do agree that both Rocky Balboa and Sylvester Stallone are far too egotistical and self-important to put their preferences and concepts of manhood above the legal rights of their friend who was just victimized…

Well, between my respect for women in general and for the s—t Nigella went through in her life, I don't mentally sexualize her. Sounds like that would be wrong. That said, I do have a blank mind and a smile on my face when the show suddenly feels a little… sensual?

"like"

And the article at the end of that link was written by none other than…
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

tldr?

That time you asked for '6", hard' didn't have to be confusing!

Sons of Anarchy is potentially impressive and nice in its first season. Good cast and it's set in a world that's unfamiliar and that's kind of cool.

I'm more curious about the concept of "fleshing out the motivations" for a former top-notch soldier whose wife and child were murdered by criminals. I mean… maybe his kid was really good at spelling and Frank Castle loved spelling bees as a kid so he really wanted to see baby Castle excel, but who gives a shit?

The only cooking show I ever watched regularly was the original Iron Chef. It was also my first cooking show, and after that, how could I be satisfied with other shows?

From what I'm given to understand the actors in adult cinema (or "my stories" as El Dan calls them) undergo steady testing and screening for at the very least HIV. I believe they include the other standard STDs - Hep C, Herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syph, crabs - (and hopefully now HPV) and this testing is supposed to…

Nigella could engage in food prep wearing anything or nothing and it would give me feelings. Feelings of admiration, respect, interest, hunger, and of course a deep sexual arousal.

I dunno, if Stallone were playing a guy drummed out of the military for being gay, now he's a merc having a sort of DeNiro in Stardust/Pirates of Penzance kind of existence. That could be fun.